Thursday, July 17, 2008

I'm back

'Evening folks. I just got back from Australia. Now, I know that you are all mad that this blog wasn't updated for the past 2 weeks. But please do realize that I had no internet connection that I could hook my pc up to. Also, please note that I was having too much fun to try to blog :). So anyways, it was great meeting old friends. Coffee in a cup was more than accommodating, and it was a blast just hanging around. Pictures will be uploaded soon. If I don't get too lazy. More tomorrow. Sleepy.

Monday, June 30, 2008

ARGHHHH!!!

Ok. There I was, happily killing wolves with The Fool when the wifi gives out. Like, what the f*ck? The fact that I can be posting now means that the internet is down, but rather, the wifi won't let me connect to the World. What is a guy to do? I mean, I want to kill wolves. I'm supposed to collect their meat for an all important quest that was betrothed upon us. This sucks. ><

So, putting the nerd aside, how are you all doing? I'm sitting against the wall of the LCCT terminal, next to the restroom actually. Why? 'Cause this is the only place where I can plug my damn laptop in. Talk about mobility... I have an hour to kill, so I might as well come on and do something so that you guys have something to read ^^.

Hint: I do not suffer from false humility.

So I really need to go to the bathroom. As in #2. But everyone knows how I love public restrooms. So instead of trying to debate about the ill effects of constipation or the chance to contract a venereal disease, I am going to leave it up to you readers! Please leave your comments (select the number) about what I should do:

1) Suck it up and use the public bathroom
2) Go all out and use the toilet that you have to squat at
3) Suck it up and try to sleep through the ache
4) Suck it up but fail in doing so and poop in my pants by mistake.
5) Don't suck it up and just poop into a cup.

Comments left much appreciated! Cheers.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

Ways to become awesome:

Good evening again folks! I have decided to share with you some of my secrets to being awesome. That's right, you can now dip into the pool of awesomeness and be just like me! Here are the steps:

Only eat Char Koay Teow, Wan Tan Mee and Mee Goreng at hawker stalls. All other foods are inferior.

Sleep after 2:00am. It's just cool. Do it.

Do not read the newspapers. Ignorance is bliss. If the news was that important, somebody else will tell you about it. Trust me. I have survived this long.

Use Mozilla Firefox as your Internet Browser. No one uses IE anymore. Period.

Pretend to know everything. But don't be a dick about it. But don't be nice about it either. Well, be a dick to a guy and nice to a girl. Yea...

Learn to be fat and not care. What is the point of being fit and gorgeous if all you eat is blech?

Be short and loud. For short people, just raise your voices. For tall people, well, go f*ck yourselves. Tall people are way uncool.

Read another person's blog.

Apologies warranted. Also updates are needed.

Good evening all! Sorry for the long over due post, but I was just not bothered to log on and write some little thing that happened to me. Come on, I'm not getting paid to do this... Be happy that I am sharing my enthralling life happenings to you as it is...

Anyways, I just finished watching the European Cup Final. Spain beat Germany 1-0 in which proved to be quite the entertaining match. For those of you who follow football, you will appreciate the fact that it was much an overdue win for a team that plays good. Let us not dwell on the Finals of year 2006; France and Italy was the cure for insomniacs. So, a big congratulations is in order for Spain. For those of you who view football as a sport that is dire and uninteresting, well, at least you now have a topic of interest to discuss.

Update: Please do NOT watch Nanny Diaries. Please. It has got to be one of the dumbest shows ever made, I cannot fathom why anyone would want to act in a movie like that. Ok, ok... What was I doing in the cinema anyway? Sigh... Let us move on...

So, tomorrow (or today~~) is the big day! I will be leaving for Brisbane in the afternoon, via Kuala Lumpur. I will be meeting up with the Hsenid while I am there, and will be then going to Melbourne to meet Coffee in a Cup. And yes, Brisbane is in Australia. I was told it is quite the quaintest place to be in ^^.

Well, its 5:30 right now. AM. Toodles.

Cheers, and don't choke on that dough nut.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Of vaccines and Australia

Good evening everyone. So I went to my doctor today. My paediatrician mine you. And got my long *overdue* MMR shot. (MMR = measles, mumps and rubella) So if I go a.w.o.l. for the next few days... you know what happened to me. So what is it for today? Well, I just got my final things done for my school, and it looks like summer is really ahead of me. Ohhhh... news update: I will be leaving for Australia next Monday and will be on a 17day holiday visiting some of my closest friends :) I can feel the excitement coming down already...

There will be the match between Turkey and Germany tonight though, so to all those late birds, you can follow the action at: http://www.skysports.com/football/match_preview/0,19764,11065_3006475,00.html.

Well, cheers for now. Chatting up with my old friend the Sravey and not too bothered with the blog at the moment.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Baby steps v1.1

Good evening! (again) Well, I just thought about something to put on my very first page/blog ^^. I'm going to write about myself! Yea, I know... anyhoot... Since only my close friends will be reading my blogs (at least, I hope they are reading it), I can skip the usual chit chat of who I am. I'm just going to delve in the things that really matter:

Food: Mmmm... right now... gona have to go for fried chicken...
Celebrity: There's only one J Lo, and her name is Hewitt.
Fantasy: Mmm... Has always been nurses...
Childhood ambition: Zoo keeper (shocking ain't it?)
Best friend: My pc (try staying in a room with anyone else for 2 days)
Pet peeve: Lots. But I think everyone knows my greatest... Grrr....
Likes: Girls ^^
Used to like: Dinosaurs
Wants to: Rule the world
Does not want to: Remain fat
Hero: The bunny rabbit
Secret ability: Bottomless stomach
Not-so-secret ability: Get drunk real fast
Greatest achievement: Finishing the 6.5km "run"
Reason for writing this blog: I needed something to do

Baby steps

Good evening all. It's another rainy/humid/soupy day in Penang; so what else is new? Anyways, this is my first post(hurrah hurrah!)of this new and awesome blog. Please feel free to bookmark it or drag the link onto your tool bar; think about the awesomeness that you will be getting FREE~~. Anyhoot, I don't really know what to start with. Mmm... Well, I guess I'll blog off for now... when I come up with something, I'll be back. Cheers.