Good evening again folks! I have decided to share with you some of my secrets to being awesome. That's right, you can now dip into the pool of awesomeness and be just like me! Here are the steps:
Only eat Char Koay Teow, Wan Tan Mee and Mee Goreng at hawker stalls. All other foods are inferior.
Sleep after 2:00am. It's just cool. Do it.
Do not read the newspapers. Ignorance is bliss. If the news was that important, somebody else will tell you about it. Trust me. I have survived this long.
Use Mozilla Firefox as your Internet Browser. No one uses IE anymore. Period.
Pretend to know everything. But don't be a dick about it. But don't be nice about it either. Well, be a dick to a guy and nice to a girl. Yea...
Learn to be fat and not care. What is the point of being fit and gorgeous if all you eat is blech?
Be short and loud. For short people, just raise your voices. For tall people, well, go f*ck yourselves. Tall people are way uncool.
Read another person's blog.
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