ARGHHHH!!!

Ok. There I was, happily killing wolves with The Fool when the wifi gives out. Like, what the f*ck? The fact that I can be posting now means that the internet is down, but rather, the wifi won't let me connect to the World. What is a guy to do? I mean, I want to kill wolves. I'm supposed to collect their meat for an all important quest that was betrothed upon us. This sucks. ><

So, putting the nerd aside, how are you all doing? I'm sitting against the wall of the LCCT terminal, next to the restroom actually. Why? 'Cause this is the only place where I can plug my damn laptop in. Talk about mobility... I have an hour to kill, so I might as well come on and do something so that you guys have something to read ^^.

Hint: I do not suffer from false humility.

So I really need to go to the bathroom. As in #2. But everyone knows how I love public restrooms. So instead of trying to debate about the ill effects of constipation or the chance to contract a venereal disease, I am going to leave it up to you readers! Please leave your comments (select the number) about what I should do:

1) Suck it up and use the public bathroom
2) Go all out and use the toilet that you have to squat at
3) Suck it up and try to sleep through the ache
4) Suck it up but fail in doing so and poop in my pants by mistake.
5) Don't suck it up and just poop into a cup.

Comments left much appreciated! Cheers.